Wednesday, 21 December 2011

Boxing Day Football - Sorry Rob...

Don't talk to me about a winter break. You earn 80k a week, its not going to hurt if you play 4 games in 9 days.

If you didn't play football I'd be stuck at home listening to a brandy sozzled Gran slurring about the shocking rise in tinned corned beef prices while my obesely overweight butterball of a sister and her mildly cretinous husband continue to let my ill disciplined nephews destroy the living room, leaving the place looking like a horrific scene from downtown Tripoli and sounding like its been soundtracked by a scratched copy of the rare Aphex Twin album released by The Chipmunks played backwards at the wrong speed.

Don't talk to me about needing a break, you don't know the meaning of the word.



Quelle: http://500reasonstolovefootball.blogspot.com/2011/12/409-boxing-day-football.html

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